Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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