Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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