I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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