i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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