If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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