im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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