like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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