Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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