And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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