What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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