Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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