We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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