so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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