I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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