its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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