Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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