I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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