i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Randomize