whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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