We're facebook friends in real life
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Someone signed my nipple.
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