Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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