I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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