Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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