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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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