If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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