So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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