they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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