in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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