my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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