you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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