Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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