: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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