There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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