i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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