I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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