It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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