What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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