There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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