I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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