ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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