okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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