You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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