You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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