i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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