At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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