People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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