so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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