Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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