its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
if only i could text you this smell
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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