You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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