idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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