I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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