This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake