Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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