Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
