I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Houston, we have a squirter
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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