You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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