It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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