...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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