I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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