Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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